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Another day, Another brain
...Braaaiiiinnnsssss...
Created on 2007-04-26 20:38:04 (#12816979), last updated 2009-06-27
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Basic Info| Name: | Zombie X McZomberson |
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| Location: | The Middle of Nowhere, United States |
BioI are zombie. I have blog. You read me or your brain I will eat.
I was born, but I forgot most everything from then. I died, and then my un-life begain. I live in cemetary, and forrage for brains. Brain-hunting is a constant source of food and amusement and torture for me. Sometimes, there is no brains to eat. Other times, lots of brains. It am hard life, but I has to do it.
I am made journal so that people will know that being zombie is not all fun and games. We play games, and we have fun, but usually it am lame. Maggots burrowing under your fingernails first thing in morning is the suck.
I are also look for the end of senseless murder of my people. We need to eat, too. The living kills all sorts of animals and plants, but we am bad-guys and horror-movie villians? Not fair. Though, I do like watching us rip apart the living in the cinemas. Very classy.
That am all.
I was born, but I forgot most everything from then. I died, and then my un-life begain. I live in cemetary, and forrage for brains. Brain-hunting is a constant source of food and amusement and torture for me. Sometimes, there is no brains to eat. Other times, lots of brains. It am hard life, but I has to do it.
I am made journal so that people will know that being zombie is not all fun and games. We play games, and we have fun, but usually it am lame. Maggots burrowing under your fingernails first thing in morning is the suck.
I are also look for the end of senseless murder of my people. We need to eat, too. The living kills all sorts of animals and plants, but we am bad-guys and horror-movie villians? Not fair. Though, I do like watching us rip apart the living in the cinemas. Very classy.
That am all.
ConnectInterests (28):
attempting to use tools, avoiding fire, braaaaains, brains, breaking through walls, brrrrrraaaaaiiiiiinnnnnsssss, bugs, cannibalizing the living, clawing at doors, crawling through the sewers, darkness, death, decomposition, digging, dirt, eating people, hiding around corners, intestines, leaping out of bushes, lolzombie, making strange rustling sounds, moaning, other zombies, popping out of cellars, stumbling around grave yards, teh internets, tormenting the living, zombies
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